Capricorns Don’t Want To Be Rich, We Just Want To Devour Our Sons

It’s often said that a classic Capricorn trait is to scoff at astrology. The sea goat, born between December 22 and January 20, is apparently too pragmatic and rooted in the material world to understand a misty art involving the stars. But I have an alternate theory. Maybe Capricorns have a reputation for being zodiac skeptics because the people born under this sign — including me — feel so misrepresented, even maligned, by our horoscopes, which never make being a Capricorn seem, well, all that


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